So true, I just had to post it.

secret language of girls * flippy hair = automatically hot hey can we talk for a sec? = i'm confronting you about something and i was like... = i said period at the end of sentences = i'm pissed at you haha it's fine = i'm too mature to keep bitching about it but i will never forgive you for this uh okay = what the f●●k did you just say to me ?! wait what = i know what you said but i'm giving you a chance to change it so i won't smack you stop, that's so mean = you just said something mean about my friend but i'm not gonna say anything haha cool = stop bragging... or that's cool too = why did you just purposely do what i asked you not to wee needdaa haangg ouutt ! = i'm saying this to be friendly but it's never gonna happen i have to go to bathroom = come with me. right. now. do you have extra... um *widens eyes* = i need a tampon/pad. that's soo mean = i feel a little bad but not enough to help you she's such a b●tch = i will most likely be all buddy-buddy with her tomorrow at school i'm just tired or i'm fine = i want you to pressure me into telling you because i secretly am dying to let it out i don't care = it's killing me inside